Sunday 7 October 2012

Questions That I Have For Celebrities

I have often fantasised about meeting the following celebrities (which is highly unlikely; wasn't Shaggy arrested for paedophilia or something?) and asking them questions that are linked with various things they have said or done in songs, obviously I would never actually say these things if I met them and obviously there are more than one for each singer, but still...

(Relevant links in name)

Shania Twain- What does it take to impress you?

Jay-Z- So wait, how many problems do you have?

Taylor Swift- Why are you so sure that you're never ever going to get back together?

Carly Simon- If your song isn't about that vain guy, who is it about?

Adele- Girl, why you so sad all the time?

Britney Spears- Have you found Amy yet?

Demi Lovato- Who says you can't wear your converse with your dress? ME.

Carly Rae Jepsen- If you dropped your phone in the pool whilst having a good time, how are you going to call anyone, maybe?

JLS- How exactly does one sleep with their eyes wide shut?

Justin Bieber- What would life be if we didn't believe? ...oh wait, you asked that already...

Cher Lloyd- Am I the only person that is able to stop youtubing, tweeting and clicking at you?

Owl City- Why are you having such a hard time believing that Earth turns slowly?

R Kelly- What happens after around about 4 when you've taken it to your room and... somebody?

Kelly Rowland- How's your little dilemma?

Shaggy- Really need your help, what do you say when you've done something bad?

Black Eyed Peas- Genuinely, where is the love and the truth?

Jamie Foxx- Shaggy was no use, what should I blame everything on? (Also, randomest bunch of people in that video)

Justin Timberlake- Can you really see us holding hands, walking on the beach, our toes in the sand? ME TOO

T.I.- Where are you now? Dead and gone?

Soulja Boy- When are you going to release an English version of Turn My Swag On?

Keri Hilson- Once you've hopped out of bed, do you turn the lights or your swag on first?

Peter Andre- Could you show any more of your abs in the Mysterious Girl video?


Also, if you meet any of the above people, I give you permission to ask them those questions. Let me know what they say.

M x




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