What Disney Villains Make us Think About the Royal Family

I don't actually think that any of the following things were intentional. Yes, Walt Disney was a wee bit on the racist side but, as far as we know, he wasn't anti-monarchist as well. Perhaps we should thaw him and ask.

Chances are, (slightly) overweight females will steal your voice and try to marry your man

Those with freaky headwear will put you into a long sleep with their knitting tools

Likes animals? Wants to kill your dad

If they have wispy hair, there is no doubt that they have ulterior motives to do with wearing all the dalmatians as coats

If he's balding he probably has no qualms about catnapping

The fact that he has long dark hair and a moustache directly correlates with him being a pirate and hating children in pyjamas 

The likeness is uncanny though

Always be suspicious about the pretty, brunette new girl

PEOPLE WITH ENGLISH ACCENTS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!!!!!

Agh crap... that's awkward

But don't worry, there'll always be a trusty ginger around to kick butt and save their family

My damage here is done. (My imagination is so weird)
M x

PS. I lusm the queen